Nigella Lawson. No hesitation.
If I had a hero, she would be it.
Why? Well;
1) She has an awesome curvy figure that is considered sexy, not fat. And she is generally beautiful (including having amazing hair!)
2) She eats midnight feasts of whatever she can find in the fridge, with no qualms or second thoughts. I would love to do that. Unfortunately, I never have anything in the fridge worth getting up and going downstairs for in the middle of the night.
3) She has a beautiful house and a kitchen the like of which I can only dream of.
4) She’s written books. I just think that’s quite cool.
5) She makes her living out of cooking and baking. It doesn’t get much better than that.
10 Responses to “Round 7: If I wasn’t me I would like to be…”
Andy Hoyland
October 22, 2009
Andy Hoyland
October 22, 2009
Jonny Evans
October 22, 2009
Sian, I’m glad you’re not Nigella.
Firstly, because we are friends, but if you were Nigella, you’d probably be my nemesis.
I don’t know why, but I hate her. Like real angry hate. Maybe it’s the way she stares into the camera with her big eyes and even bigger jawline and sticks a finger in the chocolate sauce and then licks it.
That’s not seductive, it’s bad hygiene – it makes me feel ill. Also, I’m off put by her name. It’s like me having a baby girl and calling her Jonathana.
Rant over with. I can breathe now. Aahhhhh
Kate
October 22, 2009
Sian
October 22, 2009
I think it’s unfair to hate someone on the basis of her name. She didn’t choose it. She’s stuck with it and I think it’s to her credit that she has done as well as she has for herself while being saddled with such a ridiculous name.
To be fair, her mother said she would never have called her Nigella if she had known she was going to become famous.
Jonny Evans
October 26, 2009
Ha… Kate, I share your hatred of Myleene Klass. I realise that she was doing a shampoo advert, but is it really necessary to shake her hair about so vigerously when playing the piano?
Also hate the little voice over at the end… this was brought to you by Myleene Klass and Pantene. What did the shampoo have to do with her playing the piano?!
After Church on sunday I might say that the worship was brought to you by Jonny Evans and Superdry.
Also – Sian, it’s a little confusing that you have the same gravatar as Andy. Also, I don’t hate her just because of her name, but it does add to the hatred. It’s a bit like if you were bullied at school by someone named Adolf Hitler. You’d hate him for the bullying, but also the fact that he had been named after Hitler – even if it wasn’t his fault
hehe
Andy Hoyland
October 28, 2009
Andy Hoyland
October 28, 2009
sian
Lynsey Hunter
October 22, 2009
Great choice, Sian! Perhaps you need to practice more brownies to get nearer to being her…WE MISS YOU MORE THAN ANDY!